Marketing genius. There is nothing better than a good graffiti to promote your graffiti removal services. And there's nothing better than a good old vandalism to lower this month's income.
NO WE WON’T
Who are you to call us stubborn? You are just a red sign in the middle of nowhere. Nevermind, you better listen to this sign, you don't want to die from stubbornness. Or maybe you do.
Didn't your momma told you that you should not play with food? This one is beautiful, I'm going to see the face of the Cookie Monster in every garbage container in the city.
MAY THE FORCE
The fact that those sticks are different makes me a little nervous. But this is a good way to cover that. Star Wars fans walking through the neighborhood will be delighted.
How can they think this thing up? I would never come up with such a fun way to vandalize. Vandals have their mind overdeveloped. Or maybe they've been abducted and injected with something.
This is one more example of a thing I would never think up. Let's hope no one ever fix that railing, because they will ruin this piece of art completely.
"This is the last warning. If you come home like this one more time, early in the morning and so drunk, I'm gonna divorce you and take the kids away with me, Steve"
Oh my god, Vinnie! Are you ok? I'm gonna find that bastard and make him pay for what he did to you, Vinnie. I will vengeance your death, my dear friend.
DON’T BE SCARED
This is cute and sad. These vandals want to make us feel bad about those electrical boxes and make us forget that they can kill us if we touch their insides.
I used to love Clippy! I want him back to help me every time I need it. This is a clever vandalism, I would love this in my instagram, it would look very cool.
Smoking kills. Not only you but also everyone around you, like this drain. I think there are worse things inside of it (let's hope a killing clown is not one of them).
Poor Spongebob Squarepants, he is broke and lonely. That's what show business does to you. One day you are on top and one day you are asking for money in the streets.
Some may tell you the opposite, but the best way to deal with the lack of ideas for stencils is simply making this lack of ideas evident and a form of art.
That's where all the streetlines in the world ends. Nah, I'm obviously kidding, there's a lot of plugs all over the world but they are rare to find. You are lucky if you do.
There's a myth that says that canadians are so nice it is almost annoying. This is a proof of it. They are nice even when they are vandalizing a wall.
Minions are everywhere lately. Literally everywhere. And they are not as cute as you think they are (They are actually the helpers of a villain) and they are hungry for your blood.
I don't know who Bill Posters is, I don't know what the say he did and and I don't know if he did it or not, but if so many people wants him prosecuted, there must be something.
THE OVEN ON
This one is cruel. I spend a daily hour thinking if I left the oven on, or if I closed the windows, or the door, if I fed the cat or if I paid rent this month.
This is a good way to vandalize because the statue wasn't hurt. So if you want to be a nice vandal you only have to take some razors with you all the time.
Do you know who the artist Banksy is? Then you are very lucky, because no one knows. It seems like this guy tried to unveil the mystery and he got caught.
Thanks for the warning! I was going to take some baths in the toilet. What I like is that the person who saw this said "Omg, I have to get this out" and failed in the attempt.
This piece of art found in a bathroom is fantastic. I bet Steven Spielberg always carry ET stickers in his pocket and stick them in every bathroom he visits. So, Steve was definitely here.
DO NOT TOUCH
This is reverse psychology, isn't it? I mean there's nothing I want more in this life than touching that dandelion right now. What's so special about it? I need to know, I need to vandalize that vandalism.
And one out of every three vandals is brilliant. The other two just like to watch, like the other snakes in this caution sign. Just be careful where you step.
Found in a school. I bet great vandals graduate from that institution. You should always applaud the jellyfish, though that may sound like a sexual euphemism. It's just appreciating what the jellyfish does.
RIGHT IN THE EYE
Pareidolia is a psychological phenomenon that consists in seeing faces and feelings in daily things. I don't know how is it call when it involves vandalism, but this is genius.
I have too many questions. Did someone climb that pole all the way to the top to put the cone in there? Or they just threw it up until it sticked? I don't know, but I'm sure that involved a lot of alcohol.
The two best things about this piece of art made by californian Vanessa Merino is that it is simple and that it's real: That is actually a tiny rain forest! I need to have a sharpie in my pocket all the time.
This vandalism seems to be from an episode of Scooby Doo. Imagine finding this on a cold, dark afternoon. And imagine if those eyes shine in the dark. I would run so fast!
This makes a change from the usual "Clean me". This is a huge piece of art, I wonder if they kept it or if they clean it. Ephemeral art has a sad and amazing vibe.
This vandal seems to be a huge Simpsons fan, but who isn't? Though her hair is not the usual blue and maybe it is a little taller, that thing has the actual Marge's haircut.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood, Who you gonna call? Goats Butter! I won't stop singing that song all day, this supermarket vandal made it so right! It's brilliant.
Vandals don't like to be told what they should or shouldn't do. So never tell a vandal he can't post Bills 'cause he is going to post all the Bills he can find.
My momma always said that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you will get. And that these vandals are genius! I love people who take time to do these things.
There's times when you are at the mall and that app you have on your phone tells you that the stars are aligned and that the sacrifice should be made immediately.
Imagine being minding your own business in the bathroom and suddenly hearing "Paper Towel, Now!". That's what happened to the guy that found this vandalism. I would laugh for ages
Oh my god! Our friend Rocky is drowning! And we can't help him because we don't have any limbs! The only thing we can do is yell and ask for help.
There's nothing better than seeing obedient and literal vandals. I hope they are not as obedient and literal to cross the bridge, we don't want them in the river depths.
I think this one was made to promote the Ant-Man movie, so maybe it doesn't qualify as vandalism, but it is still brilliant. If you want to go vandalism sighting, you better take a magnifying glass with you.
This is a clever double Pokémon vandalism. First, the "Gotta Catch them All" pun, but also the main character of Pokémon (Well, after Pikachu, of course) was named Ash Ketchum!
Oh my god! Call Smokey Bear! Josh is nowhere to be found and there is a wild fire to prevent! He is probably painting his name in other important signs.
THE LEANING TOWER
The tower of Pisa is one of my favorite places in the world. Since this vandal doesn't live in Italy, he painted one in the corner of his house, so every time he goes to work it makes him smile.
The 3D illusions are very fun and much more if they are in the streets of your city. The perfect spot for some funny photos on instagram. This is amazing.
The perfect publicity for a piano teacher is that his own staircase is a piano with scores and everything. The whole neighborhood will know that in that house lives the perfect teacher for aspiring musicians.
A classic. Who hasn't drawn a car with their fingers with dirt or snow? This guy transformed the cars in this parking lot in the whole cast of a Disney movie.
My neighbors are very fun but now I don't know which button I have to press to go to my house. I wish I am the smiley face or the gift box. My elevator journeys are now enigmatic.
Many times you sense a very ugly smell that comes from the sewers, this urban artist associated this smell with fish and turned the sewer into the bones of one of them.
Building in Portugal
Urban vandalism is often art, like this amazing silhouette painted in this old Lisbon building in Portugal. It is so amazing I want to travel and take a picture for instagram.
Matrix movies are modern classics. Neo stops you so you can wait for the subway without any harm and also helps with yellow dots to guide blind people. What a true hero!
When you are tired and want to get home soon, you would like to cut the road and make it shorter. It is impossible to do it but at least someone expressed that feeling in this street with an excellent stencil.
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