10+ tweets that prove anna kendrick is the queen of twitter
Anna Kendrick is not only the amazing Beca of the movie Pitch Perfect, that made being an acapella singer a totally fun and cool thing to be again, but she also is hilarious in real life. It's not like she tries to be funny on purpose, we think her weirdness is natural and a totally cool thing to be. And she likes to be like that on her Twitter account, where you should follow her right away if you don't. Of course, if you are not convinced just yet, we made a compilation about her greatest tweets, so you can laugh and have fun with your friends. Enjoy!
That horrible realization
Oh God, I just realized I left two empty bottles of water in the fridge. My mother is going to kill me this time. And that I'm also stuck with me my whole life.
Is that what truffles are?
Expensive mushrooms? I thought they were some sort of chocolate, candy or whatever. The same goes with the caviar. It's disgusting and everybody loved it.
Best scene ever
Yes! And the only two survivors should be Becca and Fat Amy, because they are the best. I do not know about the Potbelly's part, maybe inside a Pottery Barn.
Don't worry about it Anna, if there is an eclipse you will see at least a hundred photos with different filters on Instagram, Facebook, and Snapchat. All about the same dumb eclipse.
Let's just set one thing straight, Charlize: you are not allowed to borrow my clothes and look a million times better than me. It is a matter of dignity and self-esteem.
Yeah, the comparison with the dog is so cute, but…Why did she have to dye her hair in such a horrible shades of blonde? Thank god you are brunette now.
I relate to this so much. For example, when I watched Harry Potter, I related to Voldemort's story. Especially with the part where he is bald and doesn't have a nose.
Anna, do not lie to us. You just can't love gluten, and be THAT skinny. What do you do? Is it magic? Do you go to the gym? Did you sell your soul to the evil? Tell us
True story. This is what I also like to call myself "I am an Aries and I really need your attention but not too much, otherwise I will run to the opposite direction"
A good 7 out of 7 days per week I always end up thinking "Did I go out of bed and took a shower for this?" At least give me a warning, life.
This almost confirms my conspiracy theory that Anna is actually the one and true Hobbit and the only evidence that I have is this: she shaves her feet. Don't worry, we'll keep the secret.
Do you want your hair like Edward?
I almost forgot that Anna made herself famous acting in the Twilight movies, a franchise that every actor who played a part in there hates, apparently (I'm looking at you, Robert Pattinson)
Apply this to every single conversation in my life. I am practically deaf, alright? And I'm so awkward to ask again. Also, I'm not really that good on the sight apartment, neither. Speak louder.
Being an actor is so much fun. One day you are an acapella singer, the next day somehow you end up having rubber cement in your hair and the only solution is to cut it all…fun, fun, fun.
I've always been scared about that. I mean, social media networks work thanks to a computer, right? Which is like, the first robot ever. So you are putting your entire life in hands of a thing that thinks for itself. That's creepy.
What kind of adult tells itself "hey, you can do this"? I am always on the "nope, you're useless" kind of self-speech. If I end up doing it, well, expectations excelled. Otherwise, I knew the outcome.
If anybody in this world can make the triple-stuffed Oreos a reality, is Anna Kendrick. I mean, she is famous, she is cool, and everybody wants to be like her. What is Oreo waiting for?
I should put this tweet on every single page of my social media profiles, and Whatsapp picture. I am not always on the mood to chat with you, just stop insisting.
I am trying to come up with 3 better words than this, but I can't. She played the fries' card, which is almost impossible to beat, unless I use the Ryan Gosling card, so...you win Anna.
Stages of grief
I should put between every single of this stages something like "laughing for no reason", "crying for no reason", and also "getting a haircut that I will end up regretting"
Well, no, I don't think so. Appetizers are great, they serve as a meal, you eat them, and that's it. A baby is a terrible beginning, they cry, they eat your food, they take your money.
Leia for the win
This gives me all the feelings in the word. Carrie was the actual Princess Leia from this world. I expect you do not wash off the glitter of your hair ever again, Anna. Wait, no, that's gross.
How to get away with murder
You must be like, the unluckiest person in the world to burn the only finger you use to unlock your phone. Isn't there like a backup finger or something?
This is a great idea for a business. You put like a bakery, but all you sell is wedding food: cake, appetizers, and desserts. I like it, I will copyright this idea.
That makes me so mad. I just ignored it, let me keep ignoring that mistake. It is not my fault if Word does not recognize Justin Timberlake's last name. Please.
I think the main idea of being a sleepwalker is to actually walk, but this could be true. Maybe when I text my ex-boyfriend at night I'm also being a sleepwalker.
I do not quite understand the idea of having a puppy just because you are hangover. Maybe you can get one for the day when you are sad or something like that? It makes more sense.
Of course it does. I mean, that cream cheese is like the base of my food pyramid. You can have it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, after-midnight snack. Just go with it.
I do not know if I would be that comfortable working with someone that tirelessly positive and happy about life. I need pessimistic people on my team, so I can cheer them up.
This might be useful, actually. Because those spoons are always made of plastic, and they always break, so you can use the other one. Or you can just wait for the ice-cream to melt a little bit.
Dentists and cops
That is because of the light dentists use. It is so bright and they put it right into your face so they can see inside your mouth, but you feel like being under an interrogation.
A nice wolf lady
By those wolves does she mean the wolves from Twilight? It is not like I used to be a fan or something (yes I was) but, she never got to talk to them, right?
Or...being a wolf
That thing I think it is actually called "It is winter and I do not want to shave my legs, so I will just wait to be spring or summer and have no choice, but to do it!"
This is probably because they pay them to cook stuff with a pile of garbage. I mean, they must have some sort of salary or something like that, right? They can't just do it for fun.
Adulthood be like
I always think of that. I am not young enough anymore to feel guilty or that I did something wrong if I get pregnant, it scares me so much. People actually expect me to be an adult.
What’s for lunch?
I usually do that, or I think about something I saw on the fridge, but then when I get home somebody else ate it. And that person goes to the top of my black list.
Wine for ever
I am all up for it with this idea. I mean, you only live once, my friend. What is that non-sense thing about "saving wine for a special occasion"? I want it now, please.
Also, they are dark and with a like bit of sugar, but just a little. Actually, no. Nothing is able to be compared to coffee, which is the love of my life.
Other ways to say “I love you”
I usually think of that when I want to show someone my Tumblr account. I mean, if you can bear that kind of craziness from me, you are one to keep.
One time I broke one of those because it was impossible to dice. Also, when I want to open a bottle of wine or something, I just can't do it. So I practically cut the bottle with something.
There is always enough room in your stomach for your dessert. And if you just can't eat anymore, you take those leftovers home. There is no shame in that. Trust me.
She loves people
My life would be so much easier if it wasn't for those things that people use to call "pay the bills" or "being an adult" or "getting your life together". I would be so much happier.
I hate when people see a newborn baby and they say "hey, it looks just like you!" Really? It is a newborn! They all look the same. They don't even have they final nose shape.
It is the same deal with some diet food. Have you ever eaten kale? It is so disgusting; you just lose the will to eat, or to live at all. Of course you will lose weight.
Ariana Grande probably uses toddler's clothes, because she is not only so short, but she is really, really tiny. I'm sure not even my Barbie clothes will fit on her.
Netflix and being responsible
Hey, you must embrace that kind of way to live your life. Netflix is a one –way street. And avoiding responsibilities…it practically comes with the package. Just don't go outside, it is full of people.
You can combine both of them about making the regret management being some kind of daily goal achievement. And you will not feel that you are aiming so low at life.
The office way of living
I was wondering, what kind of interviews does she refer to? Like, interview magazines or when she goes to an audition? Because, she doesn't need to make an effort, she is cool just by existing.
Holding it, for now
I want a tattoo of this quote. When you get out of school and start university, you think "hey, this is fine, just four years of pain and suffering" Oh no, that is just the appetizer my friend.
Being weird is a one way street
I totally do. And of course, the more you think about it, it is most likely you will end up saying something completely weird. Or throwing the entire table of drinks. I happened to a friend.
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