Clothing Fails That Will Make You Shiver

As the wise man said, there's no accounting for taste. You can wear whatever you want however you want to. We gather fifty photos that will make you laugh about how incredibly awful clothes can be. This post isn't about how the clothes fit on people, it's about how it was designed. Some of them are clear translation mistakes, and some of them are just horrible decisions. And we are not even talking about things that you see on a runway, these are actually pieces of clothing that you can find in a local store and online. We want this to be a warning: The next time you go to buy some clothes, be careful. Read the t-shirts more than once and check the pattern, don't be surprised like these people were.

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DON’T WORRY

reddit

This is a serious design miscalculation, and yet a perfect sweater for all you millennials out there, who seem to have embrace your anxiety and made it a common thing.

FLOWERS

blindmime

Did you had a hard time trying to figure this one out? Me too. Those are flowers, strategically located in the worst place where you can place a red design.

PHO KING

reddit

Wo, bro, keep your tone down. Can I see your manager? Oh, he is wearing the same polo, Does anyone speak english in this place? I need to clarify something.

WEDGIE

blick

There are people that suffer their whole lives remembering how the others used to make wedgies to them, and there are others that embrace it. Good for you, man, your t-shirt is horrible.

METAL

reddit

Oh my god, I love this band! They also have a song called "Because you loved me" that rocks. Sometimes they perform with Mariah Carey, that is quite metal too.

FOUND YOU!

facebook

If you think that this is a disaster, you are not looking at the brightside. This pants are actually a great way to have a few successful pick up lines.

WHAT THE…?

dailylolpics

I mean, It's ok to have clothes for all types of persons, animals and aliens, but this is too much. I know, those sleeves are decorative, but this is horrible.

FILE NAME

reddit

This is what happens when a designer gets bored at work and starts doing his job without any interest: You get a t-shirt that still has the file name on it.

KITTY

blazepress

Remember that a few (a lot of) years ago there was some news that said that in some place they were selling kittens in jars? This reminded me of that.

SPAIN

reddit

This spanish team t-shirt looks like the player ate a whole bowl of bolognese pasta before the game started and he puked all over his white clothes. Maybe that's the case.

COUPLE

highviewart

Fashion tip: Don't you ever dare to buy a new shirt if you forgot your glasses at home, because shirts are getting a little bit… explicit these days. You're welcome.

SECRET MESSAGE

reddit

First of all, is he like giving a reiki treatment to a tree? Well, that jogging suit that Jaden Smith is wearing looks very expensive. And a little bit homophobic.

NIRVANA

pinimg

I'm pretty sure that those are The Hansons, but no one remembers them so we can say that they are the Nirvana when they were young. Let's keep the secret to ourselves.

FLAG FAIL

boredpanda

Yeah, you wish, Queen Elizabeth. That should say "USA Before July 4th, 1776" or maybe (this is easier) you can google the correct flag before putting it on a polo.

GIVE ME A HAND

reddit

You should never ever buy shirts online, but if you dare, you need to remember to check the option that says "Human" because if not they will send you an alien shirt.

JESUS

twimg

The first time that Jesus died for our sins they killed him on a cross. It seems like the next time they are going with an arrow and a bow. Run Jesus! Run!

SALT LAKE

reddit

This must happen a lot to the inhabitants of Salt Lake, Utah. It happens a lot to me too, I can't even tell you where I live because it is kinda insulting.

BE UNIQUE

YanNews

"Be Unique and use the same tank top that everyone else is wearing right now". This must bother you a lot if you are a twin. It's difficult to be unique if you are a twin.

WHATEVER HAPPENS

reddit

This is wrong in so many levels I can't even breath. Whatever happens or happened at Grandpa's should never stay at grandpa's, kid. Do tell your parents if anything happened at grandpa's.

CLOSE

toptales

This might sound weird, but it seems like you must do a geography test to your designers before hiring them. But this thing must have passed a lot of filters and no one said anything. Fire them all.

ANIMAL KINGDOM

reddit

I have to be honest, this took me a while and I even had to google. It seems like that is not a hippo at all, it's a rhino. So you need to take zoology tests to your designers too.

WHY?

facebook

For real, How do you do something like this and not even think that the dot is not necessary and it is actually horrible? Someone must tell the designer that he or she should change careers.

SO MANY OPTIONS

pinimg

This T-shirt is like a fun game minus the fun part. My head hurts just by looking at it, I don't even know what it is trying to say because it doesn't make any sense in any way.

THE ESSENTIAL

boredpanda

If the V-Neck is so essential how can you forget to put it on the shirt? I mean that's not a V-Neck, unless you spell V-Neck with an U, which is kind of illiterate.

PARTY

reddit

I guess this means that you should party like it is thirty three years before you were born. In my case I should party like it's the seventies, which is kinda cool.

Text Here

boredpanda

Oh my god, I went to the University of Text Here too! What class are you? This is beyond stupid, the most lazy thing I've ever seen. This person googled and printed.

MEDICAL FAILURE

reddit

If these med students are this bright I'd rather die in the streets instead of their hospital. That stethoscope was supposed to look like if you have it on your shoulders, people.

BROTHER

auntyacid

Oh, I get it, you are my brother, you are my sister, I've got your back. You are my brother and you are stupid as hell, that thing is unreadable.

HIGH FIVE!

reddit

Colleen Ballinger's dress is not that bad, it's actually pretty, but she better not move because she looks like she is going to get naked by accident at any time.

EXCUSE ME?

boredpanda

First of all, my dear, that shirt is completely horrible and it looks like it was attacked by a werewolf. But leaving that aside… No, I can't leave that aside.

GOD HORSES

auntyacid

Maybe this shirt is trying to tell us something. Maybe God is the one trying to tell us something. Maybe a new religion will be born and this shirt will be its maximum treasure.

CHOCOLATE

boredpanda

Buying and wearing pants with cupcakes on them are probably not the best idea, especially if those cupcakes have chocolate frosting. You look like you just had a disgusting accident.

LIMITED EDITION

auntyacid

Well, at least she admits that she is not perfect. What I don't understand is if that jacket also says "Vomited edition", because that is beyond honesty, it is disgusting.

WHAT DOES THE PUG SAY?

auntyacid

What does the pug say? I don't know, but I'm sure the pug doesn't say "Meow" But you never know, because dogs these days are created with weird genes in labs.

TALKING T-SHIRTS

boredpanda

Being a Tshirt can be boring as hell. You are hanging all day in the same shop, with people looking at you and never buying you. You need to talk to someone.

CARPET

thechive

Maybe she is dressed up as the magic carpet from the Aladdin movie. Maybe she was out of clean clothes and had to improvise. So many questions, so little answers.

CREEPY

pleated-jeans

Am I the only one who finds this a little creepy? It's like an eerie call from beyond, like a song sang by a chorus of spirits that haunt you in your dreams.

BJ

reddit

This is what happens when your grandma wants to buy you a t-shirt for your birthday and your name is Brody James. Grandmas are too innocent to live in this cruel world.

A MALE UNICORN

ofpof

In case you wondered: Yes, Unicorns have genders and this is definitely a male unicorn. A real stud. I don't know if I would wear that sweater outside my home, but it is your choice.

DON’T BELIEVING IN YOURSELF

reddit

Yeah, you are right, believing in yourself sucks, it didn't work out for me so far. I'm gonna quit. I'm gonna quit believing in myself for the rest of my life. Thank you, horrible piece of clothing.

PEN15

imgur

The class of 2015 of the Peninsula High School were either so much fun or a bunch of idiots. I'm guessing this is on purpose, but you never know in this world.

WHEN YOU SEE IT…

reddit

This mom wore this dress for years without even noticing the detail in the design. Do you see it? Is not that bad, the thing is it doesn't make any sense at all.

BURGER JOINT

facebook

These leggings are the Hamburglar's latest fantasy. I don't know why would you want to wear something like this but I guess you can do whatever you want, even if that implies wearing burgers on your… parts.

POSITIONS

reddit

I was 100% sure that there were Pokémon printed on the shirt. Well, it seems like there are actually the kamasutra sex poses. What's with these designers and sex poses?

THREE SECONDS

thrillblender

Ok, I'm not sure what do you mean with "this" but all I can see in that drawing is death or sexual relations, and I don't want either of them, thank you very much.

HI, GNOME!

facebook

Hey, Gnome! What are you doing there? Those leggings are horrible, and the gnome getting out of her private parts is not the worst thing about them, don't you think?

FART

reddit

All I ever wanted was a tank top that says "Wild Heart" but that can be also read as "Will Fart", really. Those are the things that describe me the most.

FREDDIE KRUEGER

imgur

I can't believe this. How many people gather to define the designs for next season? Ten, maybe? And those ten decided that this was a thing that should be sold.

POCKET

reddit

This is the only pocket this dress has. Kinda uncomfortable, nearly useless. What can you storage there? Your wings? A harness? "Hey babe, can you take my wallet for me? I can't reach my pocket"

NEW YORK, CA.

boredpanda

The geography of the United States of America can be really difficult to learn, but New York and California (or well, Carifornia as you write it) are not even close to each other.

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