The cookie monster won't try to eat your gifts unless you are giving a box of Oreos to your children, and in that case you totally deserve it, bad parent.
This one is creepy yet kinda cool. The thing is that I will probably forget about the decoration and each night I will scream when I wake up to have some water.
Minions are everywhere lately, and they are starting to be a little annoying, but this is a great idea for an unique Christmas tree decoration and you don't need much.
This one is way too cool. It takes a lot of dedication and money to do it, and your mother won't approve it, but it is an incredible tree at least just to look at it.
Forget about what I said about the other one with the legs, because this one is way too crepier and cooler. It looks like a real creature hiding inside the tree.
What's is happening to people that want to have Christmas trees that look like monsters? Where did they left the true meaning of Christmas? Though it is a little funny.
If you forgot to buy a tree and your mom is coming home in half an hour, you can use this idea. Take a pineapple out of the fridge and decorate it. You're welcome.
A QUICK SOLUTION
And if your tree won't stop leaning over, print the photo of a wrestler, everyone will think that you did it on purpose, because in the end you actually did it on purpose.
Did your wife allowed this? She is cool, 'cause this one is a great idea. The only thing that is missing is baby Groot, that guy is cute as hell.
HUMAN CHRISTMAS TREE
If you want a real original Christmas Tree you can hire an asian girl to stand in one side of the living room for most of december. She must look that surprised all the time.
This one is for those who take things too literal. If you want a star tree topper you get a star tree topper. But maybe not the one you were looking for.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
I'm sure that this is the tree that Tim Burton sets up at his home every year. I love The Nightmare Before Christmas and you can't say that this tree is not Christmas themed.
Miley Cyrus doesn't look like that anymore, but she looks too boring now to be a Christmas topper, so let's keep in mind how she was a few years ago.
If you are getting bald this is a great idea for a living Christmas Tree. You will be moved by the Christmas Spirit and everyone who looks at you will be amazed.
It's good to make a Christmas tree with the things you love, like some kind of offering, and this guy apparently loves skateboards too much. Is loving skateboards too much even a thing?
I've never seen the Grinch movie and not even read a book or whatever, but I find this tree really fun, he actually looks like Jim Carrey, Oh, wasn't that the whole point?
This is an excellent way of telling your parents that you don't intend to get married or have children. Don't worry, they started to suspect that a long time ago.
This must be a tie shop. What else could they use to make a Christmas tree? It doesn't matter, we are not taking credit from them because of the obviety of this.
Why would you do this? I haven't got the slightest idea, but I guess it looks kinda cool, at least in theory. If I attempt to do this it would be a mess.
A monster on top of the tree one more time. I don't want to talk too much about this because I don't know if that is a regular dinosaur or maybe a famous one, is that Godzilla?
Remember what we said about making a tree with the things you love? Here you have it. How much time were you saving beer cans? Like a week or less?
This one is useless. I mean, do you want a tree or a Santa Claus? You can't have both. It looks like the tree wants to enter the North Pole without the elfs noticing.
I prefer this gloves tree before one made of portable potty or plastic bags of blood. There's a lot of things in a hospital that can be used to make a Christmas tree and gloves are the least gross.
This one is a lazy idea in a lot of ways. This looks like the side of my parents bed when they finish taken out all of the useless cushions they put on the bed each day.
Cats hate Christmas tree and love to tear them up. And you know what they say: If you can't fight them join them. An excellent idea for a cat's lady.
NATIVE CHRISTMAS TREE
There are no pines at the desert where I live, why on earth would a pine represent me? I will do a Christmas Cactus and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Why should I spend a lot of money in a big Christmas tree if I can do a shitty one using the money I was going to use? I can use it for another stuff when Christmas is over.
Who said that eggs doesn't grow up in trees? And what about the coffee capsules? This is a very elegant tree (If you are in an upside world where elegant means horrible)
Oh, this one really is Godzilla! So, who was the other creature? An imposter? A Christmas tree made of Godzilla is something you can only find in Japan, there's not doubt about that.
I hope this is not a robot, because it is already too creepy without even moving itself, imagine if that thing waves and say things like "Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas" we have too much with Sophia only.
I'm sure those are fake antlers, right? Tell me they are, because if not you are doing a Christmas tree with body parts of like a thousand deers, you monster.
This is too much. We already said that you need to choose between Santa and Christmas tree. Does this happen in Halloween too? You can choose so you end up craving a spider on a pumpkin? Wait, that's actually cool.
Yeah, I know. Cds are a thing from the past and there's nothing you can do with them except putting them together to create the most useless and horrible Christmas tree.
Wait, did you set that barrell tower especially for making a Christmas tree or they were already there? If you did it, congrats! If not, you are lazy as hell.
THERE’S NO TIME
Is that a Christmas tree box? That means that you weren't even able to take the tree out of the box? Congratulations, You are even lazier that the barrel guy.
Yes, it definitely looks cool, but we need to talk about limits. Because a pile of trash is not a Christmas tree, or is it? There should be a law to regulate that.
You won't let me print a book or my college homework at the office but you use the paper to make a Christmas Tree? I'm going to sue you, you cheap bastard.
This is a Sprite bottles tree. A living example of one thing that looks cool from a distance but when you get closer it is horrible. Like your ex girlfriend.
It makes me dizzy and it doesn't even move because it is a photo, I can't think about what that would do to my mind if I were in the same room as it. It's crazy.
I can understand a The Nightmare Before Christmas themed tree, but what does Sesame Street has to do with Christmas? Next year I'm gonna set up a Christina Aguilera tree.
At least this guy was a drummer and not a guitar player or a violinist, because it would be so much harder to set up a tree entirely made of guitars or violins.
TOO MANY LIGHTS
There's no such thing as too many lights but this tree is getting closer to the limit. How do you do a thing like this? I would get tired at the second branch.
A TREE OVER A TREE
Whose idea was this? This is a horrible thing to do, honestly. Maybe the big tree was the original town's Christmas Tree but they cut it off. Does anybody know?
I have to be honest with you: I thought this was a R2D2 Christmas Tree. Luckily I googled to make sure and I discovered that there are things called Dalek.
This is one of those things that look kinda pretty and easy when you find them on Pinterest but when you want to do it at home it's a disaster.
There is no correlation between Star Trek and Christmas but this is a sweet idea for a trekkie. You need to prepare yourself for a "Oh, how cool! I love Star Wars!".
Were you the one who drank all those wines? Only those? If I save all the corks of the wines I drink in a month I could make a Christmas Giant Sequoia.
ANOTHER PAPER TREE
I want to do something like this with all the past due bills that I have in my drawers. Again, it would be a Christmas Giant Sequoia. Is there anything bigger than a sequoia?
This tree would cost a fortune, but is it really a tree? Again: What's the limit? Yes, it sure looks like a Christmas tree, but it is made of BLOODY SHOES.
Well, I prefer the one with the shoes before this. What the hell is this thing? I get that you like horses and that you probably live in a ranch but there's no need of doing this shit, pal.