NOT SUITABLE FOR CLIMBING
Then what am I supposed to do with it? Act like if I was climbing? That's a little deceiving, don't you think? At least I read it before going to the Himalaya.
THIS OLD TRICK
This is beyond evil, this is a complete con. To be fair, that wrap would be a con even if it was complete, it looks awful and not tasty at all.
Oh, that's cool. You go tell someone with coeliac disease that being "gluten free" is b*llshit you moron. These guys should be in jail instead of making these horrible brownies.
Mmh… there's something strange in all this… I don't know if they tried to trick me telling me that the soup is bigger or smaller. I guess it's supposed to be bigger but now I can't trust Mr. Campbell.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I know a lot of people who is like this. They first look like they are incredible and then they take their wrap out and they are nothing. So I can relate to this one.
WHERE’S MY CHOCOLATE?
I'm pretty sure this is illegal. This doesn't work for me and this doesn't work for the chocolate company, because I'm not going to buy this sh*t anymore. I'm screaming, I want my chocolate.
This is what happens when you buy a product that is a little cheaper than it is supposed to be. At least they clarify it at the front (almost unreadable but still).
This is seriously criminal. If this ever happens to me I would sue this company and ruin them without a doubt. Unless eating two bites was a greek tradition as well.
How on earth do you think that I would understand at first glance that the blue one is red paint and the red one is blue paint, are you an idiot?
Great, I will buy a package opener… that needs a package opener to be used. How clever! How brilliant! This was supposed to be easy but they keep ruining everything.
Imagine you can't sleep at night, so you walk to the kitchen without lighting up the lights so you don't wake anyone and you grab the bottle of… colon cleanser. I'm sure you won't sleep for days.
Let's sell a radiator coolant in a can that looks exactly like a soda or a beer, it won't be confusing at all. That's an awesome idea, give this man a million dollars!
NO DISK REQUIRED
Remember this company name. Remember it, write it down. We are gonna blame this kind of companies when the time of the eternal doom comes. Because they are wasting plastic on a case that only has an installation code.
I think the ones that are saving ⅓ are you, stupid salmon company. Imagine going to the fridge to prepare a sandwich and finding this out. I would scream so loud that even the one who made this would hear.
Really, Lays? Maybe they were trying to say that there is a new bigger package and that is not this one in particular, but it is confusing to say the least.
Someone should explain these people how percentages work. Because if you have 100% of something, you can't have anything else, you idiots. And besides that, what are the other ingredients? That's scary.
Technically Canada is part of the American Continent, so it's not a lie, but it is kinda deceiving. This product now looks sixty percent more boring to me. Nah, just kidding. Eighty percent.
To be fair, you can see that the design is in the package and not in the lollipop, but this is still deceiving (and also the unwrapped lollipop looks like a butt)
Well, this is what I call a very sad and depressing chocolate bar. And tricky. Maybe the cranberries are inside the chocolate. Or maybe not. I'm amazed with the dedication to put the cranberries in line.
How can anyone allow this? You can't say that you are selling 1000 capsules and instead give me 200. I'm going to find the responsible and haunt his or her dreams.
This is extremely infuriating. I'm sure this has a reason of costs or whatever, but they could've made the box smaller! I would've buy it anyway! (Okay, maybe I wouldn't)
THAT HUGE BOTTLE
I never understood why they do this. I mean, a bigger packaging makes it more noticeable, I get that, but a smaller bottle also means less shipping cost, it's a mystery.
WHERE’S MY CHOCOLATE CHIPS?
This is so depressing it is kinda hard to look at. I think I cried a little the first time I saw them. At least they have fewer calories, I think, let's be positive!
This is criminal. This should be judged by the Supreme Court or whatever. Why would someone do something like this? It can only be made by a monster.
DON’T TRUST THE BOX
Hey, remember what I told you in the front of the box? Well, you can forget about all that sh*t. This thing is actually much more crappy than you thought, sorry.
What a good idea! Sometimes it's actually hard to find the expiring date on the boxes, and this way you won't miss it by any chance. And you probably won't eat that burger either.
Speaking of sad cookies. We don't really know how this ones look like but what we do know is that they are fewer than what we thought. This package was designed by the devil.
Someone found this dental floss in a bag of beef jerky. At least it was in a bag, you can use it after eating this crap. And also, What the hell is "Natural smoke flavor"? How on earth do you do that?
Of course our products are non-dairy, ma'm. Why are they pasteurized if they are non-dairy? Well, I'm not a scientist, I can't tell you that. And why does it says that it contains milk? Look, are you buying or not? I'm busy.
This is a problem that should bring us all together, people from every religion, creed and country. The company is killing the toblerone, making it less chocolate and more air.
12 OR THREE
I give you three mini sausage rolls, by I say that they are twelve because you can cut them, ok? And you can have a hundred of them if you cut it into 0,03's. Grab a ruler.
ONLY IN RUSSIA
This has some kind of backstory. The usual package has ten sausages. They took two of the main package to pretend like they are giving you two extra when they are actually not.
First of all those shrimps look disgusting. I'm pretty sure they were fished way before I was born. You can screw the two pieces together and have a full shrimp, have you thought about that?
To be fair they never told you that they were giving you 64 different color crayons. And they even give you a sharpener, I don't know why you are such a complainer.
They say they are giving you premium sliced pepperoni, and that's something you can't waste. I'm sure someone at the factory was a little hungry when this pizza was made.
I googled and there's actually an explanation for this. The box can't be smaller because it has to be printed with warnings and sh*t and they must be readable. Well, i get that, but they should make the product bigger!
Oh, what a great idea! Let's make mustard and honey exactly the same, so no one would notice and they end up putting mustard in their teas and honey on their burgers.
MORE ORANGE ORANGES
This is a widely used trick. They put oranges in an orange bag so you think they are like radioactive fruits but then when you put them out the bag, they are not that good.
WHERE ON EARTH?
If you don't know where you got the cashew then I don't know if I'm going to buy them. Not that I care if they are whether from India or Vietnam, but at least I want to know.
The name of your company is slightly confusing, mate. You can't be called Just Wireless and sell… well.. wires. You should at least be called "Just Wires" and that's all.
I don't suffer from OCD, but if I did, I would definitely sue this capsules company. Who is the monster who did this? Was it a person or a machine? I don't care!
I googled this up and there's no China in California. There's a Chino, but I don't think that's it. In fact, China and California are over 10,000 kilometers away. Check your map next time, CSF.
EXTRA SEMI DRY
I'm not obsessive with champagne because I'm not some tall dude that enjoys spending his saturdays smoking cigars with his friends in the Country Club, so this is fine for me.
RED AND BLUE
Our mind plays us tricks. And when our mind determined that Salted is red and Unsalted is blue, changing those terms is evil. My mind is all f*cked up now.
If I need to use this thing twice a day that means that I'll be using it every twelve hours or so. Then, why are you telling me that it has 24 hr protection?
The product looks right, the package looks right. But why the hell there's a cellphone keyboard printed there? Oh, I just got it! The company is called IFixIt! Still terrible.
PINK YELLOW COLORING
I need to know in which part of the process the pink yellow coloring becomes yellow. Is this some kind of magic trick? It changes color with temperature? How fun!
DO NOT USE
If you buy this links you need to use them as a decoration. Well, in fact, using them as a decoration is an application, so you can't use them even for that.
I have the slight suspicion that someone is trying to trick me up. And I hate when people do that. Hey, Mic Delizzi, Are those products exactly the same but with the words in a different order? I'm gonna find you, Mic Delizzi.
HOW MANY CALORIES?
Why do I need so much math to drink a bottle of soda? I don't want to calculate the amount of calories with my calculator, I don't even need to know the number of calories, leave me alone.