There's no way her husband would check on that box of tampons, and that means that the chocolates will remain there as long as she wants too. She is clever, selfish but clever.
So, this wife is a doctor and brought home this life-size skeleton and had the bright idea of sitting him like this. Imagine walking into your office and finding this guy.
His wife wanted him to shave his feet, but he did not want to. She said she would do it when he was asleep, but he did not believe her. This is what he discovered the next morning.
This wife took selfishness to a whole new level by not only eating chocolate without wanting to share, but also eating it in the same bed where her husband was also laying.
Shampoo bottles were the bathroom reading material before the bloom of cell phones and social media. It seems like this funny wife forgot to bring her phone to the toilet and she got bored.
This guy call her wife a "Sandwich maker" and forced her to do him a sandwich while he was playing video games. She got mad, obviously, and did this. He won't do it again.
TOO MUCH ADVERTISING
I'm sure one day I'll be buried under a pile of pizza places flyers. This wife feared the same thing, so she did this piece of art to let the pizza guy know that it was enough.
They say that dogs look a lot like its owners, but in this case this wife found out something even funnier: Her husband looks exactly like the dog in the flea pills box.
April Fools pranks can be annoying as hell if you are the victim, and very funny if you are the one who does them. In this case, I'm sure the husband will be a little bit confused.
HE STILL TALKS
At least your husband loaded the dishwasher correctly one time, honey. There are other husbands that doesn't even know what a dishwasher is. Or where the kitchen is. And don't ask him about laundryroom.
These wives are not only funny, it seems like they have a lot of time for handcrafts and shit. She asked her husband to clean the air filters and he found this thing.
This wife was doing some gardening when she saw this cactus and started to laugh. She stopped doing what she was doing and started sending this pic to all of her contacts.
ALL EYES ON YOU
I mean… they have a lot of free time. I'm sure she is helping her husband to do the diet he is doing, or she is just bored as hell.
HONEY, WHERE’S MY…?
I have a serious theory that explains why this happens in every house of this damn world: Wives hide things from husbands so they are always right. That's the only explanation I could find.
TESTING HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS
Halloween scary decorations need to be tested. And there is no better test dummy than a sleepy husband. I would get a divorce after finding this thing in my bathroom. If I'm still alive.
I don't know much about this because I hardly finished high school, but it seems like scientists and engineers have a long time rivalry. This is what happens when a female geologist marries an engineer.
ARE YOU HUNGRY?
This wife was annoyed with her husband because every time he got hungry he would make a mess in the kitchen. I wonder if this actually worked, it would in my case.
WHEN SHE IS NOT THERE
Every time she has a work trip this wife does this thing with her pillow. I'm sure it is meant to make her husband feel loved and accompanied, but if you think about it it's a little disgusting. I'm sure that's why the pillow cover is black.
BRING YOUR LUNCH
This wife is actually a quite insistent and loving creature. I would never do this if my couple keeps forgetting lunch. I mean, do it yourself next time, you moron.
Look Amy, I'm sure you were the one worried about that sound, so if your husband goes out to look, you should go behind right behind him. Well, ok, you can finish that season of Grey's Anatomy first.
LONG TERM PRANK
This wife wanted to surprise the next owners of their house and did this after putting a new carpet. This will definitely pay off in about fifty years from now.
This wife bought him pajamas for his birthday. It's not her fault that his name is Frederic Anthony Richard Trevor Smith, it's his mother fault. Everything is his mother fault.
This wife wanted to make her yard sale more entertaining and appealing. She nailed it, in my opinion. I hope she managed to sell everything because I kinda love her.
This wife called her husband and told him that she was gonna pick up 50 Shades of Grey to have a very entertaining evening going through each one of the shades. I'm sure this was not what he expected.
When the sweet and warm nicknames turn into insults, you have reached the point of no return and there's no greater love than that. So appreciate it, you effing dumbass.
Be careful. If you are away for too long your wife can start having dates with other men. Or animals. This woman was tired of being lonely, so she found herself a classy guy.
This wife woke her husband to tell him that the leak in the bathtub did not let her sleep and that he should go and fix it. This is what he found.
This wife found out that the greatest benefit of being pregnant (ok, apart for the kid, motherhood and those stuffs) is to use the belly as a bowl holder while watching tv.
I'm sure this was not what the husband had in mind when the wife told him that she bought herself a sexy outfit and that he would be surprised when he sees it.
It's seems, looking at these pictures, that women can't leave pugs alone. This wife told her husband that she took the dog to the vet and that he fixed Bobby's teeth.
This is what happens when your wife gets tired of you wearing your pajamas to go to work. You forced her to do this, Jeremy. You and your bad taste for clothing.
MEN AND COLDS
We know that men act like they are in their deathbed when they have the slightest cold. This wife did this cake to cheer her husband up and make him feel better.
This poor husband woke up the day of his birthday to find that his wife had made a very beautiful and loving banner to celebrate the day of his natalice.
IT BETTER NOT BE UGLY
This wife wanted to tell her co workers that she was pregnant so she surprised them with this beautiful pie. It better have the bright mind and witty of the mom.
The husband told her that he didn't want anything special for his birthday. I'm sure he is glad that she didn't listen, because he sure ate all of these burgers.
One thing that you should learn by checking this list is that you should be grateful and never criticize your wife's cooking skills, especially if she has been doing your lunch for the last years.
I spent a few minutes looking at this and trying to know what the hell it says on that pillow. I finally figured -googled- it out: I peek-at-you when you are naked.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TREVORS
I'm sure he is a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or maybe this is ironic. Trevor's wife bought this thing for his birthday and it is the coolest tshirt.
This wife gave his husband Brian a surprise for his 40th Birthday and she nailed it, because this is actually a great cake and she's a shitty wife, no questions about it.
WIFE IS SHOPPING
This wife went shopping clothes for her lazy husband and when he asked her "How long is that short?" she sent him this picture. She definitely did the effort, at least.
If there is one nickname you can give to wives is COCKROACH KILLER. Because husbands also kill bugs, of course, but wives take it to another level of cruelty and desperation.
Your first father's day can be very special, even if you have a prankster wife that buys this kind of presents for you. Relax and take it easy, this is just the beginning.
CLEAN THE DIAPER GENIE
It seems like this guy didn't empty the Diaper Genie. I'm not a father (or a mother) so I had to google it, and apparently people have a special can for diapers. It's amazing how much can you learn everyday. By the way… That bed will be smelly for you too, Cynthia.
Look, Justin, if she tells you that you are going to get two kittens you are going to get two kittens, even if you don't want to. Man up and go to the shelter.
At least this is meant for her and not for annoying her husband. This is actually brilliant, and a good way to keep your house from burning down without being able to blame your husband.
So you got home after a long and hideous day at the office, wanting to have those fudge rounds you bought last night, you open the box and find this.
Well, this is a fun thing to do, especially if your husband have a good insurance in case of crashing. If he doesn't, make him process one before doing this prank.
WHERE IS IT???!
For a guy who loves video games, this is more than a prank, this is an actual crime. And I'm sure that police will consider this to be a very good motive when they find her.
She must be a fan of The Hunger Games because if she ever loses that's what she is gonna face: Actual hunger. It is a fun way to decide who is going to do each task, though.
This woman has her dog sitting in the front sit and her husband sitting in the back, because that's how things are. The most special person in the house sits in the front.