I love how grandmas can't help talking, even to say that they have nothing to talk about. But we know our lovely grandmas, they always end up having something to talk about.
There are a lot of things going on in this tweet. Old people tend to think that they can post things like this and that they will reach their receiver by magic. And also: Great ideals on Twitter? Really?
This is clever! You can save some of your data plan by using your office's printer, and then you won't get bored in the subway. You can buy a book too, you know?
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
Grandmas want to share things with you. Things that they think you might be interested in, but most of the time you don't. Just smile and say "Really? That's awesome!"
I don't care, she looks crisp too. If you are lucky enough to have your grandparents still with you then please teach them to wear their glasses every time they sign into facebook.
I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND
There is another thing that older people never understand: to distinguish when you share something with them alone and when you share something with the whole world. You are not my only friends, mom.
I HATE IT TOO!
She has a point. Both of them, actually. Waking up is horrible, but not waking up is also horrible, I'm in a philosophical crossroad here, these ladies made me think.
WHO'S YOUR COUSIN?
Oh my god, Julie, you can't leave me with such a cliffhanger! Who is your cousin? Is it Arnold Schwarzenegger? Is it Paul Rudd? I knew it, is Paul Rudd!
IS MY GRANDSON THERE?
I love how old people think that everyone in Walmart knows what they are talking about, like if Walmart was some kind of family business. Her grandson is an asshole.
YOU LOOK WEIRD
I don't think that's a photo grandma. I told you, grab your glasses whenever you want to use Facebook, or you'll end up making a fool of yourself like that time when you… I don't wanna talk about it.
What's with old people and those stupid animated stickers? Have they lost their ability to speak and write? If they did, they should at least understand what each one means.
Of course IMDB is an awesome movie, it has like everything we love in a movie. And when I say everything I mean everything. Actually, it has every movie in it.
GOOD TO KNOW!
There's one thing about grandparents that we can't deny and is that they are sweet as hell. I would love to be lucky Chad, I'm sure that lady is the best grandmother.
I think the whole cat lady thing made a 180 degrees change and now the actual cat ladies make fun of those who spend their days taking pictures of their cats for Instagram.
COPY AND PASTE
I'm crying out loud. This woman was trying to rant about Obama and she pressed copy and paste without noticing and now her rant is about how to bake a pie.
SHE POSTED IN HER WALL
This woman printed a Facebook photo of her grandchildren and literally posted on her wall. Shout out to the guy in the photo printing shop that didn't say a word to her.
At least she said her granddaughter was beautiful! Ashley is such a lucky girl. We need to see a picture of Ashley's friend to determine if Judy was right or wrong, but I think she was right.
"What's Candy Crush?"
I laughed when I saw this 'cause I pictured this lady entering into a room and shouting that. Like "Where is he?" "Is that you?" "Or you?" "What's Candy Crush?"
GOOD JOB, GRANDMA!
She took a selfie. You may like it or not, you may have something to discuss about the method she chose, but she did take a good selfie, didn't she?
NATIONAL PET DAY
I love Jean's way to celebrate National Pet Day. And I love how she doesn't even care to do such a question in a public wall. I just love Jean, that's all.
Sometimes old people think that facebook is some kind of Siri. And they do things like this one. Hello? Can I speak to a real person? I just want to order corn.
This photo was already four years old when she commented it. And she thought that Outback Steakhouse was actually inviting her to have dinner. Have a wonderful night you too, my dear.
Sometimes old people is just lonely, like Robb. He didn't have any question for Walmart, he just wanted to talk to someone. Ok, I'm depressed now. I'll be in my room.
Oh my god. Who wouldn't want to date this girl and marry her and all just to get that incredible grandma? I want her in my life and I want it now.
Another grandpa that was so lonely he didn't have anyone to talk about the death of Carol's cat. Luckily, Kmart was kind enough to answer him, and Vincent joined the party.
PASSIVE AGGRESIVE GRANDMA
I don't have much info about this one but I'm kinda sure of what's happening: Ruth is Jennifer's grandma. Ruth can't get outside too much and Jennifer doesn't ever visit her.
GOOD TO KNOW
Good to know, random old guy! That's great. I would love some bananas but I don't have any right now and it's freaking three in the morning. Have a wonderful day, Paul.
SHE LOVES THEM
The joke wasn't even that good. But she is so happy I don't want to spoil the fun, so let's all laugh and say how incredible funny this joke is, come on, on three...
He is such a hero! But i saw him the other day and he had horrible claws. And one time he was a french dude in the eighteenth century who stole a bread and couldn't stop singing.
YEAH, YOU GO DO IT!
I always knew that Olive Garden was the responsible for the middle east war. It is just horrible what they are trying to hide behind those delicious spaghettis and raviolis.
BARBARA HAS NO PATIENCE
I'm done with your crap, Facebook user. Answer the question I asked you or I will find out where you live and I will eliminate you from real life. You have a couple of days.
In the past people would unfriend from real life after a fight or something, but we have reached a point when people like Mary tells people like Josephine that is a pain in the ass this way.
This is something I discovered a few weeks ago and it's giving me reasons to live. People "google" things on Google's Facebook page. Like, for real. Go check when you finish this article.
That's so great Joseph, please tell me more about the five cats and the dog. I always want to know things about the pets of random people in the internet.
Well, I guess you made it, pal. Please, if you are forcing your grandparents to have a facebook account at least teach them one or two things, don't make them suffer.
This is kinda the epitome of Facebook and all social media. Some person says something wrong, another one follows and they create a huge thread of wrong information. Happy Birthday!
I love how grandpas take everything so seriously and they don't ever get what we are talking about. They are so kind that they don't even know what irony means.
WAIT A MINUTE
Wait a minute Stephanie, you said YOU were his neighbor, so the guy who killed himself gave you important papers? Are you trying to tell us something? Should I call the police?
I'M NOT SILLY I'M TRUTHFUL
This happens to me all the time. My grandma says something she shouldn't I go like "Oh, you didn't mean that granny" and she is like "Oh, yes I did".
At least she googled a funny picture instead of typing "Google funny picture" in her status. That's an improvement. It's always hard to link images, let's be fair. Thank you, Grandma.
This looks like something posted by Abraham Simpson. I can almost see him screaming "Who are you??" and I'm actually laughing out loud. The other guy is kinda rude with Abe.
See, Apple? You spend millions of dollars in publicity and you think that your brand is settled and that everyone in this world knows about it. Well, guess what? Not this grandma.
THE MOST INTELLIGENT YOUNG MAN
Humor has changed. The world has changed, in fact. And our elders don't understand the things we laugh about now. And when they do, they freak out, like this lady right here.
WHERE IS JASPER?
I wouldn't like to be the guy who answers posts at Walmart. Or maybe I would, it must be very funny to read these kinds of messages all day long.
Grandmas take Thanksgiving quite seriously, and you can't even try not to go to their celebration, or they'll do something evil like this. This is what I call passive aggressive realness.
I HATE RIHANNA
Take this good advice from your grandmother. It doesn't matter if you don't like her music, or how she dresses, but that doesn't mean you have to be mean to her. (Actually it does mean that)
Nothing in particular happened to this guy, he just wanted to show how blown away he was after discovering the way god works things out. No, you are awesome, grandpa.
There's one grandmas love and that is photo collages. They are horrible at doing them, but they can't help it, they absolutely love it and they would post them anywhere.
RYAN NEEDS HELP
I'm depressed again. Why on earth would Ryan ask such a thing to Red Lobster? Is he ok? Does he need some help? I'm worried about Ryan, I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight.