Hilarious Reasons Why Being Married Is The Best And The Worst
When it comes to marriage there are no grey shades. It can be either the worst or the best. We found fifty people that discovered this the funniest way. Here you will find wives that are too smart and funny and husbands that aren't the brightest star in the sky. But they all love each other so much they make fun of their stupidity. Take a look at these fifty hilarious reasons why being married is the best and the worst thing in the world and please be sure before you put a ring on it, because you can end up being one of these.
WOMEN KNOW EVERYTHING
You ask your wife if she has seen your eye drops and she tells you "Yes, of course. They are in the bedroom behind your light table" How the hell can she know that?
MEN ARE ROMANTIC
Men always know how to compliment their couples. They can even have the guts to tell them that they look like a tomato when they are pregnant with HIS child.
Marriage is all about teamwork. For example, if you forgot to turn down the lights before going to bed you can both try to make the car turn them down for you.
Your wife not only makes you lunch, but she also has to remind you that you should not leave it at home. That's a great wife, don't ever lose her.
THEY MAKE YOU LAUGH
This guy wore that t-shirt during his wife's labour. That is a good way to make fun of a difficult (yet beautiful) situation. This is what marriage is all about.
ALWAYS ON THE SAME PAGE
There are times when you are each other's secret santa and you end up buying the same thing. At least you can have one each, though I don't see much utility on it.
HUSBANDS ARE NOT GOOD AT DECORATING
This wife had the brilliant idea of telling her husband that he could decorate the guest house bathroom himself. He must be a huge Hitchcock fan. And a recent divorcée.
YOU ARE FULL OF PLANS
There's nothing better than having a life full of exciting plans and dates like the ones you had when you were dating. The expiration of a ham is surely a big moment.
YOU NOW HAVE TWO FAMILIES
What's better than having a great big family? Having two of them! Maybe they don't ever remember your name, but that doesn't mean that they don't love you. Just stop trying so hard.
When you are married you learn how to share your things with your couple, because you have become one. That if we are not talking about food. Don't mess with my food.
YOU LAUGH AT PRANKS
… Or not. Maybe you die from a heart attack at a prank, I don't know. I would definitely die if i ever enter my bathroom, open my shower curtain and find this guy standing there.
A LITTLE LIE IS NOT A LIE
When your wife doesn't like comic books movies like Deadpool you can trick her into watching it with a fake poster that looks like a romantic comedy. Well played, my man.
PATIENCE IS NECESSARY
When your wife asks you to go to the mall with her, you can just join the group of "Fellows left here in this chairs while their wives are trying ridiculous clothes they don't need".
If your wife doesn't want to whip the cream herself she must get used to her husband doing the best he can to do everything the easiest way. Any complaints?
In fact, husbands will try whatever they can to never be asked to do a chore again. Like mixing red and white towels, for example. What? Don't you like pink towels?
When it comes to bathroom products, men have one when women have ten. That is the reality. So this photo can't surprise us, this is what it is and there's nothing to do about it.
Look, Billy. If you want your sandwiches to taste good make them yourself! No one is telling you to stop doing them. Make your own bloody sandwiches. And have some candy, Billy.
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
Men are babies when they get sick, even when it comes to the most stupid sickness of all, like a scratch or something, they act like they are definitely dying.
WOMEN ALWAYS NEED CLOTHES
This may happen at your home. You are going out and your wife starts getting nervous and taking everything out of the hangers and screams "I have nothing to wear!"
NEVER SEND A MAN TO THE STORE
This is a thing you must learn, my darling: Never send a man to the store. He will buy whatever he wants. And even worse: Never send a hungry man to the store.
ALWAYS ASKING THE SAME THING
This is a great idea for those who, after years and years of marriage, keep asking the same things, like "How do you like your te, John?". I'm sure she will never ask again.
This is made by a wife, obviously. It might be a little aggressive, but it is definitely useful. Most times that I'm hungry and I start going around the kitchen that hunger goes away in a few minutes.
TOO MANY OPTIONS
There's too many specific things in this world. I mean, Why do you need a baby shower bag? Can't you just buy a bag? This guy solved it the easy way, I'm not sure the wife is happy, though.
There's nothing more exciting than revenge when it involves your husband or wife. You think about the revenge for weeks, and when he or she doesn't expect it… this happens.
If you are looking for a fashion advice or a passive aggressive comment, you should always ask your wife. She will always have the correct words for you. You're welcome.
For some reason wives love monogram pajamas. That can be a bit of a problem if your name is Francis Anthony Richard Trevor Smith, like this guy. Or Anthony Stephen Smith.
THOSE POOR DOGS
If you think you suffer your marriage, start thinking about your kids and pets, because they are the ones who suffer your wife or husband the most. Look at this poor animal.
Communication is an important thing in a marriage. But sometimes you get tired of communicating the old way, so you need to start trying new ones, like yelling on a post-it.
YOU’LL MISS HER
If your wife goes away for the weekend or for a work week, she can surprise you by setting this up. It's not pretty, hopefully is not functional, but it is definitely sweet.
YOU NEED TO BE VERY SPECIFIC
You need to be very specific when you mention something to your husband, specially if your husband is an asshole. She said "The walls are to bare" and this happened.
Well, I can relate to this. Those things are IMPOSSIBLE to fold. There's no way you can do it. I guess that guy is right, they are not made to be folded.
THEY HAVE THE WORST IDEAS
You should never let a guy alone with a t-shirt and a microwave. You might think that there's nothing wrong with that, but he will need to dry the t-shirt eventually.
A husband and a wife need to be efficient bug catchers. And if they can't do it, at least they should have the decency of let the other now that there's some nasty bug in the closet.
TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER
You should always take care of each other and make good presents that the other will appreciate, like these sweet mug and plate. Imagine the face of the person that had to do it.
THE LAW OF THE MAXIMUM EFFORT
If your wife ask you to wrap a present you have two choices: You can do it the proper way, folding the shirt and stuff, or this way, just to piss her off.
When you are leaving for just a few days but you think your husband is pretty stupid. Spoiler: He is. Put tags on everything, he won't pay attention to them.
PREPARE FOR A HAIRY LIFE
"Hey hun, can you check the vacuum? Is not working". Thank god it is not working, you can get a full wig with all the hair that I found under the roller brush.
YOU WILL ARGUE SOMETIMES
Yeah, I get it. There's no need to cover the bed with pillows if you are going to take them out each night. But your wife is happy with them so let her do it.
TOGETHER ALL THE TIME
Does your wife (or your husband) wants to watch television with you and you want to play videogames or vice versa? You can do it all at the same time.
Everything starts with a diet, then comes the wedding, the chihuahua, the newborn, the newborn grows, and then… Fifty Shades of Grey. This is like relationships and marriage in a nutshell.
LOVE IS LOVE
Love can last forever, but when you spent so much time with the same person, it began to turn into tolerance. So after a few years you should be glad of being tolerated.
EATING FOOD IN SECRET
One big part of being married is eating food in secret, standing by the fridge door, in the middle of the night. But you need to hide your evidences better.
KEEP IT EXCITING
Remember those old sexy texts that you used to send? Those texts are dead. From now on, you will only text each other about dinner, pets, children and toilets brands.
Men have the ability to turn everything into a romantic poetry. And then ruin the whole thing with an out of place comment. This happens all the time, since ancient times. If you don't believe me ask Eve.
So this guy told his wife that the floor needed to be cleaned, and she said that it wasn't necessary, so he cleaned half the floor. Plot twist: They don't have tiles.
ALWAYS HAVING A FEW LAUGHS
If you have been married for decades and you still find time to make fun silly things, then you are definitely meant to be. Look at this guys, married for 41 years.
My wife told me that the password to her phone was our anniversary date and of course I couldn't unlock it and even blocked it. That's a good trick, you old witch.
MARRIED TO A CHILD
You never use the treadmill anyway! At least he uses it! For a stupid purpose, of course. You can leave him there playing with the truck while you treat yourself.
NEVER CHALLENGE A WIFE
If your wife asks you what do you want for dinner and you tell her that you want shrimp wrapped with bacon and asparagus with Hollandaise sauce, she might give you exactly that.
Hey, Look, you asked for frozen yogurt and that is exactly what this is. Next time you want me to follow a simple order go to the store by yourself.
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