Wow, what a romantic tattoo! Well, if we don't consider the fact that those puzzle pieces were supposed to fit together! I can't imagine the face they made when they realized.
Oh my god, Ruth! That's your bloody grandchild, keep your hands and mouth off him! I think he can also call her LOVER. That's disgusting, I hope they are not actually related.
Men can be really stupid, and this is a living proof of that. This is cheaper than getting a grill, but I'm sure he will regret it in a short term.
Ugh, that traffic is… non-existent. I'm tired of saying this: If you are going to upload a picture and lie, pay special attention to all the details or STOP LYING.
I know, it wasn't your fault. Cats are trying to kill us every step we take. Stop crying and get up, don't show him that he won, we are gonna defeat that cat the next time.
One would think that millennials have it all about technology sort out, but apparently they don't. This is one of the saddest things I've seen in my entire life, I'm crying.
THAT CREDIT CARD
Social Media is a trap. You probably feel obliged to share everything about you all the time, and sometimes (most of the time, actually) you don't realize that you are oversharing.
If you are a regular at buying online you surely know that Amazon and Photoshop do not get along very well. This advertisement of a lava lamp is a proof of that.
I get it, there's no enough asians in this world to advertise this thing. The thing is, if there's no enough asians in this world, how is this thing supposed to work?
Hey, I'm not stupid, I understood the first time you told me that the kitchen spice was 15,87, there's no need to shout it out over and over again.
Im laughing out loud. Imagine wanting to get out of your apartment after the UPS guy had the brilliant idea of putting the box like that and having to call maintenance without knowing what's going on.
WHAT A CHANGE
Mmmh.. Ok. I'm pretty sure you look exactly the same, but only a little bit… redder? Probably because you've been holding your breathe for the last forty five days, dude.
That's… a regular string. I wonder if they have it another colors, I want them all, I'm sure they are the greatest strings in the world, I mean, they must be, considering the price.
This is completely insane. Why would you even do this? You must be hungry for troubles, girl, because there's no other reason, apart of being a total jackass. Police must love her.
Thanks for clarifying that, I didn't know you were talking about Washington, Jupiter. In fact, I thought that Oprah was the richest person in Jupiter, but I guess I was wrong.
BECAUSE IT IS
I'm not going to lie: I had to use my phone calculator to check this. But that's a school issue, I can't do 2+2 without checking with the calculator. School made us insecure.
First of all: How can you cut someone off just because he is not in first class? In what century do you live? And how can you assume that someone is not in first class?
Here we have a record. This is World's stupidest thief. And he is probably the stupidest thief of Jupiter too, I will have to ask Oprah next time I see her.
Unless her daddy is one of those balloons when it was deflated I'm not sure how that… baby? is slightly similar to her daddy, but if you are happy thinking that she is, do it.
Yes, I get it, this is completely stupid and dangerous, but at least he is not kissing his grandma in the bathroom and taking pictures. It's easier to transport granny like this, don't judge.
You don't say, pal? I'm starting to believe that tattooed people are a little bit stupider than regular people, but actually all kinds of people are stupid when it comes to social media.
THAT’S NOT HUMAN
That hair is not human, it looks like a cat or a bear sleeping atop of his head, How many years did he keep it long? Since he was born? I'm shocked.
I spent a few minutes looking at this picture until I realized what was wrong with this guy. He is so stupid I wanna hug him and tell him everything is gonna be alright.
STUPIDITY LEVEL: ONE THOUSAND
What I need now is the following photo, the one with the cake splattered in every corner of the house. That baby is the only one that knows what's going on, he is gonna save that family eventually.
Oh my god, I'm screaming out of anguish. I can't believe this guy, he is probably dead now. Sorry to inform you this, but I think you need to know that to think twice before doing shit.
There's a whole generation that thinks that Africa is a fictional city in The Lion King, but what bothers me the most is that there's a whole generation that have never seen The Lion King.
Who came first, the hen or the egg? Who is stupider, the guy posing like a moron or the photographer not telling him that he is doing it all wrong?
Girl, what the hell? Are you supposed to be a worm or some weird animal? I'm sure no one will notice the slight photoshopping you did here, you look wonderful. Not.
You had only one job, Brian the Architect: to put a bloody hydrant.. Let's hope David the fire fighter do his job well when needed, if not, we will be in an enormous trouble.
This inspires me. Now I want to get a tattoo with the same typography, in the same exact spot, in response of that tattoo, but mine will say: "Your stupid".
Of course it is easier to use a ladder, dah. The thing is Christmas is all about getting together, family and teamwork. We are just living the Christmas Spirit. And being a little stupid, ok.
Now again: Who is stupider: This guy or the hairdresser? I want to think that there was no hairdresser involved and that this was all this guy's idea. It's horrible.
"I ordered the most expensive dish on the menu, take a photo so I can upload it to Instagram". Stupidity knows nothing about money or social classes, it is just stupidity.
FANCY A LIGHTER?
Imagine if you were in this situation. When a car turns in a corner it makes me dizzy, imagine what this would cause to me. A cigarette is the last thing I'd grab.
I have a dream too, You know? And I hope yours is the same one. I wonder if your dream is to finish fourth grade or finding the cure for dyslexia.
DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO
I thought about safety first, what now? Can I step on the railing to hang this sign and fuck safety? Because who cares that it would be much easier to hang that sign from the upper floor.
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Yes, definitely this is the dumbest policeman alive. In his defense I must say that standing up for so long can be painful and boring, you need to… sit down? from time to time.
You lean the ladder on the tree, you step up the ladder and you turn on the chainsaw. So.. what happens next? That tree becomes a coffin, and guess who will sleep inside?
OH MY GOD
No, no, no, no. You must be kidding me, How did you get out there? It's the most dangerous thing I've seen in my life, even more dangerous that the guy touching the wires with his feet in the water.
Shipping rates are for pussies. A real man picks up the product himself and takes it home however he can, even if that means risking his life doing the dumbest thing ever.
You don't need to be a scientist to know that this kid is probably dead. Nah, just kidding, he wouldn't be in this list in that case, but that bike is not going to make it to the floor in one piece.
You must really hate your coworkers to do this. I mean, they will get there in ten minutes and will find your body chopped in two. You trust too much in that little machine.
ALCOHOL CAN KILL
Alcohol can kill you in a lot of ways, but I don't think we must blame alcohol in this situation, this is pure old fashioned stupidity, and that is going to hurt for a few days.
He might be using one of those special cell phones for blind people, but if he needed to make a sign to let people know that he is blind, he probably isn't.
The worst thing about this is that he is probably in senior year of military academy. He is a full grown up checking the insides of a rifle with his bare eyes. That guy will defend a country.
Ok, maybe you are not fully educated, but you should know that using a welder near two tube of gas maybe the last thing you do in your life. I think stupidity hides a little bit of suicidal thoughts.
LEO IS OK
Yeah, how is that even possible? I mean Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are extremely rich, why would they cross the Atlantic in a boat? There's a thing called A PLANE.
What a great idea, dude! Next time I'm in Florida I will definitely do this. You know what they say: There's no place like home, and nothing says home more than the mouth of a crocodile.
I've got to be honest with you: For a while I thought that the stupidity in this thing was the misspelling of America. I was going to take it out but then I read it carefully and Oh my god, i'm still facepalming.
I did something similar but less dangerous when my cell phone was out of battery. To be fair, she is stuck in traffic. I wonder where she keeps the laptop when she is riding the bike.