We all have bad days, but if you are having one that includes your outline getting left on the side of the building I would recommend you a long week in the beach. And an umbrella.
You go to your favorite restaurant for a quick treat between awful meetings and then, without knowing why, you end up with a finger stuck in the wall. Who you gonna call?
The more you try to unroll it, the farther away it is going to roll. And you are like a prisoner inside that stool. Oh, dear. Please grab your phone and start googling plane tickets immediately.
Well, I guess you'll have to stay in that roof forever, Jerry. You could have been a little more intelligent, but I guess that wasn't possible. I feel bad for him, though, you can almost feel his defeat.
THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL
Someone tried to buy a sandwich and it got stuck in the vending machine. So he tried to buy a soda to knock the sandwich down. It also got stuck. I'm sure he quit trying and then quit his job.
This little guy had enough of his stupid classmates and decided to meditate in the middle of the class. I don't blame him, I would do the same thing anywhere.
Oh my god. Did you seriously buy 60,000 fidget spinners? What were you thinking? I was going to say that you should take a break but I don't know if you have any money to do that.
First of all, why would you want to look like a creepy mermaid? And second: If you wanted to look like a creepy mermaid you kinda do. Not the same mermaid but maybe her sister.
So you are having the worst day at work but you know that the TV you bought has arrived. The minute you get home you set it on the wall and start streaming your favorite show. And then this.
Leave him alone, guys. Did you see the look on that guys face? He's had enough with spilling mustard all over himself to also have you making fun of him.
Well, this guy actually tried to go on vacations. Imagine being on a plane that starts to take off, you look at the runway and you see your suitcase lying there.
Oh, this girl definitely deserves a break. And a hat. Or a wig. And glasses, of course, because that thing has two legs in it, how can you mess up?
Well, this one in particular is the case of someone who had too many vacations and need a break from that a start working. Who keeps recipes as word documents anyway?
Hey, look, I come here to do my job, I'm not going to fool around with you, jerks. Just take me the bloody photograph and move on, I'm not kidding.
Imagine how tired of life you gotta be to do this. How many times did your co workers steal your scissors? One is too many, but that technique is not working, pal.
I NEED WATER
This is what happens when every appliance of our house is a "smart" one. You end up awaiting three hours for a glass of water and then you die of dehydration. That's a cool idea for a Black Mirror episode.
FALL FROM HEAVEN
I'm pretty sure that's not an angel fallen from the sky. Hold on, buddy, we are going to call 911. I hope no one decides to turn on that fan!
STUCK IN TIME
What were you thinking, Cindy? You are a grown up woman! Ok, guys, bring me a big bucket of lube and some gloves, we are going to get stupid Cindy out of this bus stop.
This is what happens when Magnetto comes to the hospital to get a MRI. Actually, this is what happens whenever you decide to turn on that machine because it's a giant magnet.
YOU RUINED IT
One thing is to ruin your pizza (that alone is the most terrible thing on earth) but if you also ruin your oven, that's a whole new level. I'm pretty sure that thing will never be fully cleaned.
A GOOD DAY
Aw, that feeling you have everyday. "Today is going to be the best day of all" and then life strikes you directly on your coffee. But don't worry buddy, you can try again tomorrow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAY!
No, Day is not the actual name of the person who's celebrating. It's dad. And the one who did this cake is his daughter, who needs a very long vacations in the Bahamas.
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!
It's hard to be a parent. Hard and tiring, isn't it? You need to be all day thinking about them and their safety. And sadly, what is also hard is to have a vacation being a father, but you can try.
A GIANT BOARDING PASS
Imagine how much of a vacation this girl needs that she printed her boarding pass on a giant piece of paper. That's not very comfortable but boarding passes are actually huge.
BE STRONG, KID!
Did you think that toddlers don't need vacations? They need it! Learning everyday at every hour is exhausting, especially when you wanna learn how to water the plants with a hose.
ARE YOU DRUNK?
Either you are drunk or extremely tired. It looks like you said "F*ck this Sh*t, i wanna finish as soon as I can" and then you took a long vacation, because you were fired.
Yeah, that phrase is stupid, but it is entirely true. America is the best country in the nation, because it is actually the only country in the nation. Take a break.
CAN YOU SEE IT?
Forgetting things is a sign of extreme tiredness. Please take a long break, at least to go buy another pair of glasses, because this one is completely ruined and...baked.
You can trust the prices but you can't trust the employees. I imagine this is how it happened: "Hey Bill, what the hell is this?" "What?" "This long yellow things… oh, nevermind, people will understand".
It is a tricky question, there's no doubt about that. She will need a vacation. A vacation that she could had paid with her prize, if she had won. Go Home and take a nap, Martha.
Who needs a longer vacation? The guy who did it or Nala herself? I think both. It's easy to mess up really, and if that stuffed animal is for sale that means no one noticed and the guy is still doing his job. Good for him.
You need to look at the bright side, Karen. Yeah, sure, a seagull stole your ice cream, but you snapped an awesome photo. Seagulls are coming more reckless these days.
THIS IS WHAT DEFEAT LOOKS LIKE
Oh, honey. I know you've been cooking for hours, but don't worry, we'll call for a pizza. And look! The cat is having the best time of his life. See? It is not that bad.
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
This was the first time I did laundry. And the last one, obviously. I'm pretty sure what happened here is technically impossible, but of course it happened to me, the unluckiest guy on Earth.
HOLD ON, DEAR.
At least there was some foam under or the girl would be in the hospital right now. Look dad, I get it, you need a vacation. Do it, go, I will be safer if you leave right now.
Are you having a bad day? Really? Do you work at an egg distributor and you just dropped like a million of them on the floor? No? Oh, then you are not having a bad day.
Hey, you told me to put the soap on the soap dispenser and I did. Next time be a little more specific with your orders because I am not a mind reader, you know?
A LITTLE MISTAKE
Ouch. Don't worry, dear, they won't remember that tomorrow. Unless the do remember it tomorrow. And the day after that. And probably when they reunite again in twenty years. And in your funeral. And in theirs.
Is there a better way to start the day than pressing the wrong thing and ending up with your hand full of cream and the alarm clock ringing without stopping?
What are the odds for this to happen? Like one in a trillion? I knew it. And it happened to you. Don't worry, you'll have a better day tomorrow. Or someday.
At least you have your cell phone with you, remember that it can do more than taking pictures and tweeting them? Oh, It actually can. Try to call 911. See? Magic.
HARDER TO GET IT WRONG
We have to admit that it takes more talent to do what she did than to doing it right. I mean you need to have the aim to hit that light, don't you?
I’D HAD ENOUGH
Mr. B had enough of your bullsh*t. Just grab a ball and play catch with yourself, that is the exact thing we do every class but without Mr. B yelling.
If you keep count of the days you've worked, then you are not happy. Well, I guess I'm not a genius, look at the look in that guys face, he need a vacation right now.
This guy is only a few years old and he is already the epitome of being tired of this life. Don't worry, little guy, it's going to get better eventually.
This poor girl needs more than a vacation, she needs a honeymoon. And maybe she could have one after all, but alone. And that was not the original plan I guess.
What is that even supposed to mean? Where is my fortune? This is a con, I paid for my fortune and I'm going to get my fortune, you stupid cookie.
I don't know who is more tired in this picture, but my guess is on the dog. I mean, imagine having that owner, I would run away the minute she gets distracted.
ONE MORE DAY AT WORK
I don't think your insurance is going to pay for that, my dear. But at least you left a mark on your city. Everytime you pass that zone you can say that you did that mess.
Your insurance is not going to pay for that neither. I think it is easier to paint the whole seat instead of trying to clean that paint out, because it is not going to come out.