DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO
"Jeremy, I called you because central office is behind me about those stupid accidents, so I need you to hang this sign. I know you told me you don't have the tools to do it but please, be a solver, not a problem"
FIRE IN THE HOLE
I love the title of that piece, because he is absolutely the dumbest policeman I've ever seen. I guess he was tired of standing up all day, but that's gonna hurt.
There's a lot of thing we should consider before judging this guy properly. First: He's not wearing safety glasses. Second: That ladder. Third: The rope. Fourth: Is he still alive?
FEAR OF HEIGHTS
I don't know if this also happened to you but I was scrolling and getting more and more anxious while the photo was appearing. This guy is totally insane. I find it hard to breath properly.
OH MY GOD
This makes me so uncomfortable that I can't even look at it. I heard that this guy was cleaning the window to give her mom a surprise on mother's day. Let's hope that his mother didn't surprise him.
This is a big "Hell no". What we need to know is if that elastic bed was put there to jump on or to jump to. Or if it is only to lie there and watch the stars.
Open the door
I wonder how that guy got up there in the first place. Imagine if someone opens the door, he is gonna go full SIA and start swinging from the chandelier.
Hey dude, I bet shipping expenses are much more cheap that a visit to the hospital or worse: To the funeral home. So pay the bloody check and stop fooling around.
I can think at least four or five reasons why that plastic bag is much worse than not wearing anything at all. The only explanation I find is that the bag avoid blood from his fingers in his face.
I wish I was a scientist to analyze distance, speed, gravity and weight and know if that kid is alive or not, but I guess there's no need to do it. We kinda know the answer.
TOWER OF MEN
These guys should quit their dangerous job and go audition for a circus or some Las Vegas show. They will make more money and stay alive for a few more years.
Being an alligators doctor is less fun than it sounds. Well, it actually doesn't sound much fun. So please don't be an alligators doctor, just be a regular doctor and you'll keep your hands safe longer.
If that branch crusher is stuck the least intelligent thing to do is to use your foot to try to unblock it, Billy. Where's your brain, Billy? Where's your damn brain?
It's all about balance. What really makes me nervous more than the potential fall of that car and the death of that man is how on earth did he lift that car.
Don't move, Steve. All I want is this to be a prank. I can't understand how someone can do something like this, you need to be mental. Don't move, Steve.
HOLD MY LEGS
Imagine if that guy sneezes. The one holding the other man, I mean. What is he doing? Is there anything that close to the surface to touch in there? He is insane.
Three brains think better than one. Or not. Who came up with this awful idea? It was you, Greg? Look at that woman, Greg. I can tell she's thinking about how stupid you are.
This is how the delivery boy feels when you order a thousand pizzas for your friends and you don't even tip him. Actually, the guy depicted in the photo is delivering PHONE BOOKS.
This is a whole new level of stupidity. The first rule of hydraulics is "don't trust hydraulics". Imagine the scene that your co workers would have to witness, it's not fair.
TAKING A REST
They were tired and needed to take a rest away from the sun, so they thought this was the best idea. Don't even think about sitting under a tree, that's stupid.
Just imagine how desperately you need to do that hole in the balcony railing that you can't even waste time putting on some pants. That's gonna end up badly, so badly.
There's two things I wanna talk about with this photo. Let's mention the elephant in the room first: Those signs. That food. And now: Why does he have TWO slices of cake? I don't care eating in the bathroom if they allow me to have two slices of cake.
Your back hurts so bad that you can't even move? You tried every treatment available and none of it works? Try this new method. No, just kidding. Don't even dare.
THIS IS NUTS
If you think your job sucks, imagine being this guy, he is a real artist. He actually doesn't care too much because he told his wife that he didn't want any more children.
This is truly amazing, I think I've seen everything after this photo. These moving guys are the living proof that you can be brilliant and stupid at the same time.
LET’S DO THIS
Yes! Let's! But first, let's take a moment to think about safety, here I have some brochure about how you can use a ladder without putting your life in risk.
That's a lot of work to change a light bulb. On the bright side, after you finish you can check the side of the sofa. There will be hundreds of coins you can use to buy a ladder.
What the hell are these guys doing? Why is he sitting on that thing? Why is that ladder ON THE WATER? This is so wrong, I hope that everyone is ok.
Bottles of wine
God forbid this guy takes two extra minutes to grab a ladder or a stool to do whatever he is doing up there. Let's save some time and stand over a few bottles of wine.
Someone that risks his life to get you internet and cable is a hero. Someone that does that acting like he is on the Cirque Du Soleil over some furniture is a moron.
This will surely work as a Tinder profile pic, dude. It's good that you prefer to warn the girls to stay away from you. I hope your superiors don't see it.
ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS
You know what grandma always says: You should always go to work with clean underwear, because you never know when you can die washing your hands… or charging your phone.
Ok, this guy not only spent a lot of time doing this, he also stood on the pile of boxes and he took the time to take a picture and upload it to social media.
Just Imagine how much you have to trust those guys that have your entire life under their feet. I think I don't trust anyone that much to do this thing.
This is what I call playing with fire. Or well, playing with gravity. I hope this is just a joke because that guy is going to have a bad moment if anyone sees this picture.
What is he thinking? Doing that without a helmet, gloves and shoes and brains. Doesn't take that much to make that car fall over his head. A small vibration, maybe from a car that passess by, can generate chaos.
Let me get this straight. He probably went up the ladder carrying the other ladder and then placed the second ladder above the first ladder. If it is difficult to read, imagine doing so.
Imagine entering this walk-in freezer, you hear the door suddenly closing, you turn around and you see these signs. And no button to hold. Prepare for an evening of cold and desperation.
If you have to walk down this aisle several times a day, I'm sure you will shiver every time you see this shelf. This is complete chaos expecting to be released.
This is not dangerous at all, we all learned at school that water is not an electricity conductor, so everything is cool, go back to work, people! There's nothing to see here.
This list should be called "People using ladders like idiots". Do you think that putting a fan is worth your life, little friend? Think twice. And pray for that railing. Pray hard.
Everything goes down
Like I said: Stupid people using ladders the wrong way. And another ladder. And loaders. And trees. And brains. This is like a domino, if a piece goes down, everything goes down.
I love dramatic warning signs. After this, you have to go to human resources and tell them how this machine touched you and ripped your clothes, Mark. It is outrageous.
When the smoke detector at your office keeps setting off even when you only use the toaster, there's no better solution than this. If you want to die in a fire, of course.
TRUST EXERCISE 2
Another trust exercise. You must not only trust your co workers but also the fabric of your shirt, that things that are supporting you and the existence of life after death.
This glass door is fully functional and it is on the 37th floor. It's a human resources thing: If you ever get distracted in this office you will surely die.
HOW’S IT HANGING?
Look, I don't have time to go and find a stair, that is a waste of time and money, let's use a crane instead, it is clever, it is pretty, it is safe.
WATCH YOUR STEP
The best way to clean the hoods at a kitchen is to put your feet right by the friers. Just make sure they are on and full of oil if you want to have a sure death.
This is how utility poles look in Nepal. If you find the right wire they give you a million dollars. And if you don't die they let you keep the job. Nah, just kidding. They won't give you a million dollars.