THEY WANT TO BE UNUSUAL THINGS
Someone must tell this little fellow that what he wishes is impossible. But at the same time, someone must tell him that he can do whatever he wants. This is confusing.
THEY DRINK EVERYTHING THAT IS LIQUID
There's two things that really surprise me about this: First, the fact that "drinking paint" is not one of the default options. And second: Why did that teacher didn't take him to the hospital??
THEY HAVE WEIRD BEHAVIOURS
It seems like the DayCare play this year has gone a little wild and they decided to do a reenactment of the movie Hostel. Luckily this guy got the main role. Good for him!
THEY CHILL OUT IN WEIRD PLACES
I think the baby over grew in the fish tank and now is trying to breath through that tube. Let's wish that the parents don't flush him down the toilet like they did with the others.
THEY LIKE TO GET IN FREEZERS
If you let your kid do this, you are a terrible person. Letting your kid get into the fridge decreases the temperature and harms the incredible food that's in it.
THEY TRY WEIRD POSITIONS
We all experienced this… You are watching the third episode in a row and your back starts to hurt, your legs and arms get numb and you start trying new positions to solve that.
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE
Oh my god, she looks so happy. Everyone can misspell a word, don't be an asshole. Or are you going to tell me that you always knew how to spell Family?
THEY REALLY LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS
Either this photo is really old or this kid is no longer a kid. Only 90's kids will remember that we were capable of running away from our homes only to meet Ginger Spice.
THEY ALWAYS WANT THE WEIRDEST COSTUME
Kids usually want to be painted as butterflies or tigers. This kid went to a party and asked the face painter to turn her into THE DEVIL. Painter did a great job, though.
THEY CAN SLEEP WHEREVER THEY WANT
I'm sure this is how your entire office looks after lunch. And before lunch. And during lunch. Well, I'm sure this is how your entire office looks all the time.
THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST FRIENDS
This gives me the chills. I hope and wish and pray that those spiders are fake. I will think they are, no matter what you tell me. This is a silly thing to do, girl. We all know Spiders only drink Soda.
THEY DO THE WEIRDEST THINGS TO GET MONEY
He got tired of everyone touching his curly hair all the time, so he decided to turn it into a business. It's a clever thing to do, and how every successful company in this world began.
THEY EAT WEIRDLY
We know that kids do impossible things when you take them out to eat. They can't stay quiet and still for long, it looks like restaurants give them strength and weirdness.
THEY GET IN THE WEIRDEST PLACES
How did that happen? I don't know. That lid is too heavy for that baby to lift it, so probably an adult did that. He looks like a plumber saying that you are in big trouble.
THEY LIKE TO CLIMB
This photo was taken about thirty seconds before Timmy's mom had to rushed him into the emergency room. How on earth did he come up with that? And how on earth did he reach the roof?
THEY ARE MISUNDERSTOOD ARTISTS
Imagine walking into your house one day and finding a series of blue footprints. Did The Smurfs took over the place? Nah, It's just your kid being a real artist.
THEY LOVE MUD THERAPY
People pay fortunes for this kind of treatment, at least he does it for free! There must be a psychological reason why kids love mud so much, it is incredible.
THEY ENJOY COOKING WEIRD STUFF
He wanted to make himself a sandwich and so he did. He forgot to take the plastic off and to cut the bread, but everybody make mistakes. He is going to be a great cook someday. Or maybe not.
THEY KNOW WHEN THEY ARE BEING WEIRD
He sneaked into his mom's room while she was in the bathroom, stole all the pillows and the blankets, and then put earplugs in his ears so he "Didn't have to hear mom get upset"
THEY LOVE SAND AND WATER AND… DOGS
That little dog already hates them. He is thinking about murder, I can tell. And they think they are playing normally in the sandbox. Guess what, Kevin? You are not playing normally.
THEY WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE
Mom wants a few minutes alone in the bathroom. Well, mom we are not gonna give you that few minutes. Come here and take care of us, you irresponsible woman.
THEY LOVE TORTURE
We don't know why kids love torture, but these two look like potential serial killers. Don't leave piece of clothing, baseball bats and… human beings around them if you don't want to be in the news.
THEY LOVE TO PUKE
It can happen everywhere, at any time. They can be sleeping, eating, walking, riding in the car, playing, studying, reciting some poem… Kids will puke. And that will be really gross.
THEY LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE
Kids don't read signs, they just live, ok? I think this is more her parents fault. But let's not always blame the parents, maybe she is with her grandpa or her uncle.
THEY LIKE FUNKY HAIRSTYLES
You can't leave a kid alone with a trim machine, you monster! Of course he would do this, kids want to be as grown up as they can, and nothing says "grown up" more than a bald head.
THEY DO IMPOSSIBLE THINGS
What was this kid doing before getting himself inside a cone FOR THE REST OF THE ETERNITY? Was he trying to be a Silent Hill monster? I love how parents first took a picture and then (i hope) they helped him.
THEY ARE VERY GOOD AT HIDE AND SEEK
This is so creepy! Is that girl even real? How did she got there? Where is the rest of her body? Where is the reflection of the person that's taking a photograph? And why is that person taking the photograph through the mirror?
THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST IDEAS
This kid has all his limbs in place, he only decided that was a good thing to get inside the couch while watching television. Imagine walking into your living room and finding your kid like this.
THEY LIKE TO WEAR THEIR PARENTS CLOTHES
Most children like to dress and have no prejudices, they can wear their father's underwear, their mother's corset, their grandmother's socks or even their aunts' boots.
THEY LOVE BIRTHDAYS
Kids love and hate birthdays at the same time. They hate being surrounded by so many people, they hate sharing their toys, but they love everything that is shiny and they especially love… fire.
THEY HAVE INTERESTING THEORIES
Kids have interesting theories about everything. I'm sure this kid knows more than we do, and the most exasperating thing about all this is that we cannot prove him right or wrong.
THEY LOVE CLEANING WINDOWS
Kids love to clean every window they can find with their mouths. That is handy but also dangerous. I read somewhere that vinegar is good for stains removing but I don't think that would be good in this case.
THEY REALLY LOVE TO SHARE
Most kids love pets and they love food, that means that in kids logic they love eating pet food. At least they know how to share with their loved ones.
THEY LOVE BEING THE WEIRDEST WOLF IN THE PACK
All your friends are normal, Harold, why do you need to do do that? I'm shocked that they picked him for goalkeeper or even that he is in the team at all.
KIDS ARE WEIRDLY SMART
This kid is totally right. There's nothing better than pizza and there's nothing worse than vegetable and anchovy pizza. And what about a million dollars and some dinosaurs? The most perfect wish of all times. Suck it, Aladdin.
THEY LOVE WEIRD CAKES
Ok, this cake says "Dead inside" and has zombie gingerbread men. In this case I don't think it is the kid fault, I think the weirdos are her parents. She seems to like it, though.
KIDS LOVE TO RUIN PHOTOGRAPHS
Kids love to ruin pictures since the time photography was invented back in… I don't know. They enjoy sticking their tongues out, making funny faces and bullying. There is no scientific proof of this but I'm sure It's in their genes.
KIDS ALWAYS WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD
That's a great promise, Greg. And that's a shitty question, Maren. I mean, they are in kindergarten, ask them their favorite color or if they love their teachers or parents.
THEY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE DOGS
And dogs really really really hate kids. They hate them because they make them do stupid things like in this picture. Look at that poor thing face, he's regretting the second he was born.
KIDS LOVE TOILETS.
Kids love toilets but for the wrong reason. They hate going to the toilet and using it as it is supposed, but they love going there and throw in everything they can find.
THEY LIKE TO CLIMB (AGAIN)
Explain the reason why he is doing this. Explain where he wants to get, and what's the point of all this. I guess kids are just suicidal and that is all.
KIDS LOVE TO FLY (OR AT LEAST THEY TRY TO)
Kids have an obsession with flying. I don't blame them, flying must be cool and that would be the first thing I ask if someone wants to give me a superpower (I'm sure Batman would too).
KIDS HAVE WEIRD EATING ABILITIES.
There's no way you can see a butter bar in the fridge and want to eat it. That's the last thing I would eat even if I was completely starving. Also, you can't eat it that way, Freddy.
KIDS LOVE BEAUTY
This is what I call "A Father of girls". He is completely surrended to those kids, and they are the queens of the house. They can put stickers wherever they want, and paint the toenails of whoever they want.
KIDS TAKE EVERYTHING TO THE NEXT LEVEL
I'm asking you, adult-like person who is reading this: Would you ever think of asking your mother for some raisins to pretend it is your Barbie's poop? I definitely wouldn't.
KIDS LOVE PRESENTS
Kids love presents. Big, expensive, flashy and modern presents. They love to get them, to unwrap them, to look at them for a few minutes and then enjoy a good old box.
KIDS LOVE TRADITIONS
Kids love traditions, especially when they involve dressing up and acting and stuff. But what kids don't like is being told what to do. That teacher should include Spider-man in the nativity story.
THEY USE THINGS IN A WEIRD WAY
There's nothing better than sleeping a good long nap under a truck. Kids love to do weird things like this, and parents don't enjoy walking into a room and finding this as much as kids think they do.
KIDS LOVE SLEEPING
Kids love sleeping… most of the time. But they love to sleep whenever they want it, whenever they want it, and however they want it. Like in the roof of a little house, for example.
KIDS LOVE JUICE
Kids love juice more than making a mess. And they also love to cover their mess however they can. Perhaps her mother told her to clean it up. And we know that tongues are kids best cleaning device.