Wedding Dresses That Should Have Never Existed

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It takes a lot of time and money to organize a wedding, and there's a lot of people involved. Especially when it comes to pick the right dress, you have the person who makes the fabric, the person that buys it, the one that designs the dress and the bride that chooses it, along with her mother, friends and family that advises her.

That means that at least I don't know… ten people? Are involved in the process of selecting a gown. In these 50 cases those ten or more people either hated the brides or were blind, because these dresses are completely horrible. Take a look and don't make the same mistake! Find out what happens when a person with terrible sense of good taste wants to get married.

AN ANGEL

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Oh, she looks like an angel. Like an angel that fell from the sky and landed on a nuclear plant, what the fuck is this thing? That dress is falling apart, girl.

NO WORDS

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Kimberly, I told you to avoid eating Doritos while having your dress on, it is not that hard! Let's talk about the douchebag groom, I don't wanna be evil, but this marriage won't last much.

A jellyfish

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What was the reference for this thing? A jellyfish? Where the hell are her arms? Why is she so happy if she is wearing three paper lanterns with flowers made by a 3 years old?

BRIDESMAIDS

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The Bride's dress is not that bad I think. And I say I think because I couldn't look at her, I was focusing on those COUCHES standing next to her. She must hate them.

OH MY GOD

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I don't know who of those three is the groom but that girl should run as fast as she can. What the hell is that yellow dress? Don't you have any friends to advise you?

TOO MUCH

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I think they should add a new law. If you are not capable of saying "Wait, this is too much" you are not capable to get married. That would save a lot of sorrow in the future.

ARMY GIRL

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She sure is a badass girl. I would be scared to marry her, imagine if you ever look at her the bad way or cheat on her. You would appear without your limbs in a forest.

ENLIGHTED

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This is what Christmas in the future will look like, I'm sure. There are four people in this photo. Four people that didn't think "Hey, I think this is horrible", that's scary.

ok, mom

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I guess that if you want to look like a midwest prostitute in the early twentieth century that's ok, mom. But I will not pay for that dress. Or this wedding.

LOOKING GOOD

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This awesome designer figured out what all women want for the most special day of their lives: To look like an used condom walking down the aisle with a bouquet.

BALLOON

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Nothing says wedding party more than a bunch of balloons and nothing says HIDEOUS more than this dress. I hope she is not a smoker, because she would get the scare of her life.

RAINBOW

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There are dresses in this list that are horrible as wedding dresses but with a few changes you could have a nice dress for another occasion. This is not the case, this is so horrible I want to puke.

SCARY

lonelyspider

This is a lovely dress for a mortal kombat fan or a serial killer. If your bride is either one of those options (or maybe she is both), consider doing a little research before getting married.

ON FIRE

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This girl is on fire! Look at the face of the woman in the back, she is thinking what we are thinking. I wish that dress was on fire. In a bonfire.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

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Christina, what the fuck were you thinking? You are a millionaire, why are you wearing that thing that looks like a hundred worms? And those flowers, that yellow thing, this is all wrong.

TECHNO

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That dress would not be so ugly if it didn't have those useless and tacky lights all over it. Where are they plugged? Is she carrying a battery? How many questions!

BACK

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A wedding costs a lot of money. And when you paid for the room, the food and the flowers sometimes you run out of cash and you can't pay a whole dress.

GRAFFITI

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If you always think "I can't have nice things because I always ruin them" always think of this girl, that had a nice simple dress and PAINTED ALL OVER IT.

SIXERS

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No, no, no. I can't look at this. I get that you are a Sixers fan, but there is no need of doing this. Can you imagine how the groom looks like?

BALLOON MODELLING

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I wonder how did she put that thing on without popping any balloon. I can't touch that kind of balloons because they make an odd noise, I guess she doesn't have that problem.

URSULA

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Come on Girl, you look like you are wearing an octopus costume! Are you a fan of The Little Mermaid's villain? If that thing was purple it would be a problem.

LOOKING HOT

smosh

What's with brides and fire? I would never relate a wedding with fire or flames, unless you want to put those terms together and say "Let's burn that wedding dress in a bonfire".

BLOODY DRESS

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At first glance you might say "Hey, this dress isn't so ugly!", especially when you've already seen the other gowns in this list. But think about it: She looks like she is bleeding!

PRINCESS

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This is how a princess looks. Like a princess made of plastic that was born in Las Vegas and works receiving guests at Elvis' Wedding Chapel. Those boobs want to run away!

CELINE DION

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Celine Dion's wedding costed a fortune. An actual fortune. I could live all my life with the money they spent in that night. But why is she looking like Mrs. Claus?

NOW WE ARE TALKING

newsbeat

That's a cleavage, girl! The bottle has a dress much more beautiful than hers! I don't know what to say, it is far from flattering, but the fabric is also horrible!

A GIFT

romancegoals

I have a lot of questions. This photo was not taken in the eighties, it was taken a few years ago. I bet her mother didn't tell her she shouldn't dress to look like she is giving herself away.

BODYPAINTING

dumpaday

Oh, we start with heavy artillery. What on earth were these two thinking? This is the most horrible idea I've seen in my entire life, and I have a lot of horrible ideas everyday.

Westworld

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Where did you leave your horse, ma'am? She looks like a robot from that TV Show Westworld, those boots are one of the ugliest thing I've seen in my life.

CHEERLEADERS

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We get that you are sporty, and that you probably met while you were cheerleaders, but if I took the time to choose a perfect outfit for your wedding, I think you must too.

I’M LIKE A BIRD

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She looks like she is a nice girl so I don't want to criticize her much, but this dress makes my eyes hurt. Those boots, those feathers, those wings. I'm speechless.

SHAPELESS

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You don't need to dress like a skank, but you don't need to look shapeless either. This girl looks like she tripped over the bathroom curtain and decided to go like that.

COCOON

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Are you marrying a cocoon? You look so horrible I can't look at you anymore, girl. Please do yourself a favor and get married naked, it would be more dignified.

OH MY GOD

theloop

This is a cool way to avoid sunburn when you are doing an outdoor wedding. It is also a cool way to use a horrible dress and be criticized by all your guests till the end of time.

BONUS TRACK

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This is a bonus track because she actually doesn't look that bad and the dress is simple and cute. The problem here is HIM. What on earth was he thinking? What is that?

ORIENTAL

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I don't know much about animé or whatever but I'm sure this is an oriental character. She is in all her right to be fan of whatever she wants to be fan, but this is simply horrible.

MISCALCULATION

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Poor guy, I would advice him to run away immediately, but that dress won't let him do it. What was her reference? Cinderella's godmother? You could cover an entire continent with all that fabric.

TRANSPARENT

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They look so young, so cute and so in love, and that dress is so horrible. If it didn't have those transparencies it would be a great dress, don't you think?

VICTORIA’S SECRET WEDDING

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To be fair this is not that ugly, but it will certainly make your grandma pass out when she sees you walking down the aisle. Too much skin, pretty girl.

CANDY

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She looks sweet. More than sweet, she actually looks like a wrapped candy. I don't know why anyone would want to wear this and who would design this ugly shit.

ROBOT

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This dress is so ugly that they had to use a robot to show it on the runway. Yes, of course it is a robot, though it looks like a very surprised japanese girl.

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

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What woman wouldn't want to look like a pineapple on the best day of her life? To be fair, this is more than a pineapple, it's kinda like a Pokémon.

HILLBILLIE

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It seems that for some reason "Far west prostitute" is a frequent theme at weddings nowadays. She also looks like a lamp that you can find in your grandmother's house.

SANTA’S BRIDESMAIDS

bravobride

I get it. Either you are obsessed with christmas or you had to get married close to the holiday season and you recycled the outfits. I also get that that they are horrible.

CHOCOLATE

blogspot

This is a couple with terrible taste. From top to bottom this outfits are completely, extremely hideous. I don't know if those clothes are made of plastic, paper or chocolate.

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